Writing bios for a living makes this page pretty important.

(So here are 3 different versions, to cover my ass.)

 Is riding a skateboard compatible with a serious About page? You decide.

 Is riding a skateboard compatible with a serious About page? You decide.

Short n zany

Catie is a word nerd, early bird and kinda absurd. She has a rescue greyhound named Daaaaave who is semi-famous on Instagram and thinks he’s a cat. She dreams of moving to Tassie and digging spuds in dungarees.


Catie is an unconventional copywriter. Preferring creativity to the cold-sell, she helps clients talk about what they do with honesty, humour + zest.

It’s ethical, loved-up marketing that sidesteps cheesy sales goo and speaks from the heart.

It’s words your audience will go wild for, like seagulls descending on a pile of hot chips.


Catie Payne has a background in communications and media, is a qualified naturopath and herbalist, and sports a special interest in farming and food production. She writes for health industry heavyweights such as Ovvio, The Wellness Couch, Athletic Greens and Clinic Mastery and professional bodies like the ACC - as well as doctors, lawyers, plumbers, teachers, record stores, NGOs (like Blue Dragon Children’s Foundation) and occasionally, your best man. Everyone benefits from great words. Especially seagulls.

Is YOUR bio giving you hives?

I get it. Writing about yourself is hard.

If you want someone to take that bio off your plate and hand it back to you, piping hot and perfect - I’m only an email away.