This site is for oddballs who:
Fall over in front of important, judgy people.
Eat past 80% full.
Forget to meditate.
Forget to shower.
Talk to their pets.
Feel like they’re gonna die of some insidious, subclinical disease at any moment.
Have big dreams but sometimes just ignore them and eat bread.
Make fun of manifestation...but want to believe.
Do the opposite.
Hate bands as soon as they become cool. (You're only hurting yourself.)
Can’t decide if they’re a dog or a cat person.
Occasionally pick their nose.
Write really bad poetry.
Write really bad poetry and send it to people who aren’t even worth the really bad poetry.
See their hairdresser every Hayley’s Comet.
Suck at charging for their services.
Want to work for themselves.
Want to work on a laptop from a beach in budgie smugglers.
Want to give up caffeine, but fuck that.
Have changed career paths, like, 77 times.
Love books more than people.
Love people more than People Magazine.
Love love but fucking hate love when it fucks them.
Congratulations! You're shit.